I started my day at Chesapeake Energy parked net to a ragtop Bentley.
That is how the other half live, honey!
10 minutes later, a KIA next to the power plant on 10th and Broadway needed my iPhone
to take a photo of the irony! Worst part of it all, a policeman just gave her the bird!
Shopping emergencies happen!
There is now a man's shake weight- Santa, baby...




